Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures
i have been waiting for this gif set all my life oh my god
when the ball just runs over the rose
“WHAT?”
he’s SO cONFUSED.
MY ROSE SHOULD BE INVINCIBLE my life is a lie
(via euglassia--watsonia)
This paper is so mean to Mamoru though
Sailor Moon is comprised of five major story arcs. Throughout these five story arcs, Tuxedo Kamen contributes little to the efforts of the team of Sailor Senshi in their quest to vanquish evil. He is, instead, a liability. In four out of five of these arcs, Sailor Moon must save Tuxedo Kamen. He is abducted, brainwashed, and forced to fight Sailor Moon in the first story arc.30 He gets lured into a trap, brainwashed, and thinks that Sailor Moon is his enemy in the second story arc.31 In the fourth story arc, he is affected by health issues that mysteriously coincide with the appearance of a new villain.32 As a result, Sailor Moon ends up having to split time between fighting evil and looking after his health. Tuxedo Kamen’s alter ego, Chiba Mamoru, intends to go abroad in the final story arc, but he is once again abducted, brainwashed, and later becomes evil.Ironically, none of the characters seem to realize what a burden Tuxedo Kamen is and that if it were not for Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Kamen would probably be seriously injured or perhaps even dead.
okay that’s all true (except for the last line) but really harsh HE TRIES REALLY HARD OKAY and he helps a lot too. Poor guy. And I dunno where they got that last part, because Manga Mamoru is pretty darn aware he’d be dead without her and also freaks out about being a burden ALL THE TIME.
It is also worth pointing out that Tuxedo Kamen takes Sailor Moon’s
efforts for granted, never bothering to thank her
nuh uh
that was like, as early as the fourth chapter too
Mamoru sounds pretty normal, but inside he’s SEETHING.
JW’s TAGS are better than most fanfics.
beautiful
Jealous, much?
Read right to left.
Comic by Cockpit. Translated by Sailor Scribbles.
(Source: usxtk.web.fc2.com, via sailorfailures)
Hey… until the day when our duties end… will you always stay by my side and help protect this planet?
Of course I will.
And will you always live with me?
I promise you I will. We will always be together.
I promise too. I will always protect you.
Things Sailor Moon has taught me about having boyfriends:
-you don’t have to wait to get married to bang him, go for it gurl, preferrably in the hugest bed you can find
-if he says he’ll protect the planet with u and stay by your side forever dude’s a keeper
- if you do get married it’s super romantic to promise to protect him forever on your wedding day
- also he should be down with the fact all ur girls are gonna do the ceremony with you in wedding dresses of their own
Sailor Moon Hogwarts Houses
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Usagi: Hufflepuff. helping people, nurturing. She’s not the charge into battle type but it’s her loyalty to her friends that spurs her on.
Mamoru: He of the chivalry and martyrdom and ridic speeches, yeah gryff.
Chibiusa: She IS the charge into battle hotheaded type, so Gryffindor too.
Ami: Ravenclaw. Sailor Senshi of Wisdom come on.
Rei: Gryffindor. SAILOR SENSHI OF WAR AND PASSION!!!
Makoto: Gryffindor. Sailor Senshi of Courage and Protection IT’S ALL IN THEIR NAMES.
Minako: Slytherin. Girl is ambitious to the point where she can disregard others on occasion. She’s loyal to a fault, but she’ll eliminate people who threaten her people without hesitation. And she loves being top dog.
Michiru: Ravenclaw. She’s driven in academic stuff and swimming and dislikes being condescended to on those fronts, but she doesn’t need to win.
Haruka: Gryffindor actually? She’s stubborn, conceited, into martyring herself, hotheaded as much as she tries to deny it, and she started out v. idealistic.
Hotaru: I see her as a Hufflepuff? She’s so loyal and dedicated to those she cares about, even if she isn’t the charge into battle type herself. And she wants to be a nurse- healings a v. Hufflepuff occupation.
Setsuna: I see her as another Hufflepuff, she’s all about duty and loyalty but she loves being around people, especially children. I mean, she DID become a nurse.
美少女戦士セーラームーン ;; sailor moon manga cover pt. 1
(Source: gonamsoon, via euglassia--watsonia)
プリンセスのために…。 by シャボム
There is a vomit-inducing amount of pretty happening here.
