OMG Caitlin/comicbookgirl showed this to me yesterday and I remembered that I wanted to post it. It’s awesome.
it is indeed. Spoilers for the movie!
Nolan’s Batman is really terrible at thinking and strategy in general isn’t he
PUNCH STUFF
is his strategy
Yeah, SERIOUSLY!
Remember that time his strategy sucked and he DIDN’T take out Falcone and all his men at the docks and then chain Falcone to the spot light?
And then remember the time when he DIDN’T stop the fucking train from getting to Wayne Tower with the microwave weapon and preventing all of Gotham’s water from evaporating into Scarecrow toxin?
And then remember when he didn’t use irradiated bills to track mob banks?
And do you remember when he didn’t build and successfully use a giant cell-phone-into-sonar-machine to find and stop the Joker?
And then remember when he was terrible at thinking and let all the cops kill the hostages that had been dressed up like clowns while the bad guys were posing as hostages and he didn’t successfully take out all the cops without killing them?
And there was that time where Catwoman stole his mother’s pearls but he wasn’t able to track her down because he didn’t have a tracking device on them and then retrieve them?
Remember when he gave Catwoman his Bat pod and a speech and he knew she’d come back to help him but she didn’t and Bane killed him instead?
And do you remember when the police caught Batman all those times because he can’t think or strategize?
…
No?
Oh, that’s right. You’re wrong.
wow you’re really defensive
it’s not like being bad at strategy sometimes makes him a terrible hero
a lot of that has less to do with strategy and more to do with basic mental functions but okay. I don’t really care
Nolan’s Batman is really terrible at thinking and strategy in general isn’t he
PUNCH STUFF
is his strategy
fullofwhoa replied to your post: more tdkr
haha I think it’s because Nolan is trolling me personally. D:
Yeah I think he just wanted to piss off nerds
but didn’t work with me! He already replaced Barbara with nonentity-son, so like, giving someone a weird name doesn’t even register compared to that atrocity.
tdkr spoilers yo
skylerwhiting replied to your post: more on tdkr
i wonder how all of gotham’s livelihood survived that nuclear bomb seeing as it’s a coastal city
time travel is the only answer i’m sayin
fyeahlilbitoeverything replied to your post: fyeahlilbitoeverything replied to your post:…
Oh LOL it’s not even well known I’m just mad at Nolan. Don’t even worry.
Me toooo mad about whitewashing forever.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THE MOVIE WAS A LOT BETTER THAN MY DREAM ONE THOUGH. :P
magical-lesbians replied to your post: magical-lesbians replied to your post: so this…
Oh, she’s middle eastern? Does she have a last name in the comics? I’ve only heard of one other ME character, and that was a mutant from X men…..
al Ghul, like Ra’s.
