“The next time you feel like wrapping someone in plastic and stabbing them I need you to call me so I can be like “No, Dexter. Don’t… do that.”
greatest line in the history of Dexter y/n?
Deb is the best, the fact that she knows now makes this entire season worth it already and makes all of the bad parts of the show worth it reteroactively practically.
is his strategy
Remember that time his strategy sucked and he DIDN’T take out Falcone and all his men at the docks and then chain Falcone to the spot light?
And then remember the time when he DIDN’T stop the fucking train from getting to Wayne Tower with the microwave weapon and preventing all of Gotham’s water from evaporating into Scarecrow toxin?
And then remember when he didn’t use irradiated bills to track mob banks?
And do you remember when he didn’t build and successfully use a giant cell-phone-into-sonar-machine to find and stop the Joker?
And then remember when he was terrible at thinking and let all the cops kill the hostages that had been dressed up like clowns while the bad guys were posing as hostages and he didn’t successfully take out all the cops without killing them?
And there was that time where Catwoman stole his mother’s pearls but he wasn’t able to track her down because he didn’t have a tracking device on them and then retrieve them?
Remember when he gave Catwoman his Bat pod and a speech and he knew she’d come back to help him but she didn’t and Bane killed him instead?
And do you remember when the police caught Batman all those times because he can’t think or strategize?
Oh, that’s right. You’re wrong.
wow you’re really defensive
it’s not like being bad at strategy sometimes makes him a terrible hero
a lot of that has less to do with strategy and more to do with basic mental functions but okay. I don’t really care
is his strategy