emd on Mark Watches bought us all the translations of the character’s commentary on their rankings in the chapter 94 character poll! I’m so happy, because I was looking at chapter 94 last night and really wanted to know Winry’s comment on Riza’s ranking.
#1: EDWARD ELRIC
Orange text: An incredible third straight win!
Ed: Thanks for putting me in first again, guys! I’ll keep kicking ass, so stay tuned and don’t forget to cheer me on!
#2: ROY MUSTANG
Mustang: Fullmetal beat me again…If I’d just started campaigning a little sooner…
Hawkeye: Perhaps this is your destiny, Colonel?
#3: RIZA HAWKEYE
Hawkeye: Thank you all very much for voting for me. I’ll keep working hard.
Winry: Way to represent the girls, Riza!
(WINRY. WINRY. WINRY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THERE IS NO WAY I COULD LOVE YOU MORE BUT YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU MORE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE)
#4: ALPHONSE ELRIC
Al: Same as last time…but thanks for all the kind words you send with your votes, everyone!
Ed: Al will be right beside me!
#5: WINRY ROCKBELL
Winry: I leveled up! Yay! Thanks everyone!
Envy: I guess I didn’t see much action at points…kinda lame, but whatev.
(WHY FANDOM. WHY.)
#7: JEAN HAVOC
Havoc: My rank went up even though I was in the hospital! Maybe this’ll finally get me a girl!
#8: OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG
Armstrong: I was aiming for the top…”survival of the fittest” applies here, too.
#9: LING YAO
Ling: Nice, my rank went up! Now if I could just get my body back from Greed…
#10: LAN FAN
Lan: I’m surprised I rank right next to the prince. Thank you for your votes.
#11: ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG
Alex: As thanks for your wonderful votes, allow me to show off my beautiful muscl-
Olivier: Knock it off!.
#12: GREED (HOMUNCULUS)
Greed: I figured everyone would’ve forgotten me! Guess I’m still kickin’!
#13: LING (GREED)
Greedling: I’m gonna rule the world, #13 ain’t enough for me!
#14: SOLF J. KIMBLEE
Kimblee: I’m honored to be ranked so high. Thank you, my friends.
(WHY ARE YOU RANKED HIGHER THAN HOHENHEIM AND SCAR I DON’T)
#15: VAN HOHENHEIM
Hohenheim: I’m so far away from my dear boys… (cries)
#16: MAES HUGHES
Hughes: I’m so happy that you guys still haven’t forgotten about me!
#17: SCAR / ARAKAWA-SENSEI
Scar: How much suffering must I endure…? (rage)
(I WOULD HAVE RANKED YOU WAY HIGHER SCAR PLS DON’T RAGE THEY ALL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND)