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I thought for sure Sweet Tooth was going to turn out to be the Joker though

since he acted exactly like him but with a candy thing

and even had a Harley Quinn.

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That was great

YEAH

it was ridiculously white tho

do those guys live in a place that has no PoC whatsoever 

are you not aware there are superheroes who aren’t white

not many but you could have included AT LEAST one of them in that last number

well Starkid’s never been great about that. :/

anyway i feel refreshed. time to do work then. ugh.

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"YOU HAVE KRYPTO. KRYPTO’S COOL"

"Some people think Krypto’s stupid"

"FUCK. THEM. You know, some people think Robin’s stupid. But those people are pretentious douchebags.”

this is officially the best Batman thing ever FUCK YEAH. 

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"This is even worse than the time the Joker poisoned the water supply!"

"Or when Scarecrow poisoned the water supply"

"Or when Killer Croc poisoned the water supply! That’s how he died. THE POOR FOOL."

BEST. 

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"then Robin Dies at Dawn"

knew that was coming

the people who wrote this are definitely on the same level of nerd i am

MAXIE ZEUS was just mentioned i mean.

also a  telephone facebook poll about whether Robin dies always happens.

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"This child sidekick ruins the gritty realism of a man who fights crime dressed as a bat"

this musicals takedown of Robin h8ters is the BEST. 

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also the embrace of the campiness of the batman villians and constant punning

is the best

"BOXING DAY HAS COME EARLY"

oh man that is the best Calender Man pun that could POSSIBLY EXIST did they even ever use that in the comics I bet they didn’t KUDOS. 

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"BATMAN LOOK A DOG" "QUICK ROBIN PET IT"

this is the best musical ever

because of the intense amount of Robin love.

"Promise you won’t go ouuut and get mugged and murdered on meeee"

"I cross my heart."

"I’d never let that haaaappen"

it’s a good thing this isn’t Jason or Steph or that would be a terrible lie.

ALSO

"While executing the Grayson dive, My parents were mudered in MID AIR by a Robin"

"A ROBBEEERRR"

"no a Robin"

”..what’s a robin”

"It’s a songbird"

"IT MUST BE HUGGGGE!"

"No it’s actually quite small"

"Oh well that’s good because originally I was pterodacytl man and everyone laughed at me. See I am a very tiny pterodactyl but I am a HUGE bat."

"Anyway, ever since then the mere SOUND of birds has filled me with WHITE HOT RAGE"

YES BEST ROBIN NAME ORIGIN STORY EVER.

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"I’m Bruce-man I mean I’m Bat-wayne FUCK can I start over"

this officially got great

omg dad and mom are gonna love this

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A KID? I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO AN ELEPHANT FROM THE CIRCUS. OR A CLOWN. …I miss the Joker

ENTER ROBINS YAY.