Look what I found in my basement! Allow me to add some excerpts from these “novels”.
Nephlite stood on the lawn below.
“Master!” Princess Diamond held up her box and grinned crazily. “I have the crystal! I’ll drop it to you!”
Nephlite smiled. “Good girl,” he said, raising his hands. “I’ll catch it.”
“Whatever that crystal is,” she declared as her headband glowed gold, “you can bet your stupid purple face that you won’t get it!”
Seeing the princess’ hidden beauty, Serena couldn’t help but wonder if Melvin was a hottie beneath his giant glasses.
Darien unfolded the letter and quickly read it. A shadow settled over his face as he read the name at the bottom.
“I know. Corny, huh?” Andrew laughed. “I wonder what kind of an idiot came up with a name like that. It sounds like some crazy super-hero in a romance novel.”
GIVE ME THOSE BOOKS
Man I have been planning on buying these terrible things and either scanning or just re-typing them as .PDFs and uploading them, because they are a wonderfully, woefully unexplored clod in this fandom. They are so ridiculously pointless it is beautiful.
I like to think
Motoki Andrew said that part knowing full well what Mamoru’s Darien’s secret identity was
because i mean are there superheros in romance novels usually like is that a thing
he just said that because he knows the Tuxedo Mask bit is entirely about his socially stunted friend chasing after a girl he likes
and wants to rub it in “oh you’re so romantic that ridiculous name will get you all the ladies ooooooh”