angerliz:

“Well, you could tell us a bedtime story!  Kids like stories.”

“Ok, ok.  Let’s see…

“Last year on my birthday my friends got me some cake and balloons.  But I couldn’t enjoy it because my dad Trigon, this scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere, and this ugly guy named Slade with a skeleton for a face came after me, and—

“—my friends saved me and we all had cake!  The end.”

NEVERMIND THIS EPISODE IS TOTALLY REDEEMED IN MY EYES

This was the best part omg.