THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOMENTS THAT CANONIZED A COUPLE WITHOUT EITHER ONE OF THEM REALIZING THE OTHER IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THEM. LIKE EDWARD FLIPS OUT AND ROLLS OFF THE TABLE BECAUSE HE HAD BLOCKED OUT HAWKEYE POINTING OUT HE’S IN LOVE WITH WINRY (BECAUSE SHE RELATES TO HIS DESIRE TO PROTECT HER) AND WINRY IS LIKE “WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH THIS WEIRDO?”
“DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?”
“Nope, nothing.”
wow.
There were people trying to claim Edward/Winry wasn’t canon after this point in fandom (back when the manga was still coming out) and I laughed at them because THIS scene had happened and that’s about as canon as you can get.
lol “here’s a wad of cash for your espionage” “HEY THANKS NOW I CAN BUY THAT PURSE I WAS EYING” “okay uh u wanna be dropped off anywhere?” “just here i got friends okay bye”
WOW ROY U REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT WOMEN lmfao
even on his fake dates people assume he got dumped i’m pretty sure the playboy reputation is made up of A.) he’s often seen in the company of pretty ladies B.) they all leave after they give him information C.) Roy probably tries to flirt with women much older than him in order to be that “lovely charming young colonel” in the eyes of all his superior’s wives like “OH NONSENSE YOU HARDLY LOOK A DAY OVER TWENTY-FIVE” kind of silly bullshit that charms the fuck outta old ladies and maybe four year olds “wow what a pretty pink dress Elysia” and like no one else
i can picture roy mustang offering to waltz with older women because he is the young fox and a gentleman and eating dry flakey pastries and tea with general’s wives while he turns in paperwork but somehow i can’t picture him a love ‘em and leave ‘em type because exhibit A: they all leave him after he hands them money
Roy Mustang isn’t even paying for sex, he is literally paying women to tell him gossip and political secrets and then politely offers to drive them home when they are done.
HE LIKE PROBABLY KEEPS BUTTERSCOTCH IN HIS CAR.
BUTTERSCOTCH.
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Somehow the nation’s most infamous mass murderer ended up babysitting and really that’s the best part of this story arc of briggs.
Kimblee’s week as a nanny.
Al is so easily distracted by gifts.
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Pinako. She’s got Disciplined, Handy, Hot-headed, Family Oriented and Good Sense of Humor. Her Goal is the Tinkerer.
I’m totally going to make a military household with Roy, Riza, Olivier etc. Also Ling and Co will get their own house. Scar, Scar’s Brother and Miles can have their own house too maybe I don’t even know.
Al! oops, didn’t get a very good shot of him.
He is Brave, Disciplined, Good, Hopeless Romantic and Genius. He is literally the only person who didn’t get hot-headed this poor kid. His goal is Surrounded by Family (to counterbalance the fact I didn’t put Family-Oriented).
unfortunately to get the coat Ed also has to have a hipster scarf.
His traits are Adventerous, Genius, Family-Oriented, Hot-headed and Brave. His goal is to be a Explorer or something.
