im sorry it’s just it was even more hilar than i thought it would be
"hey girl if ur alchemy jesus i’ll be ur apostle any day"
"please ed we all know you got no game"
"haha you really are cute though"
"move it ed i’ve found a new love interest"
"u’ve been replaced"
"sigh forever alone"
"oh hey someone stabbed me that ought to get her attention"