instead of queer baiting in tv shows and movies there should be hetero baiting
like wow look at this guy and this girl they’re such good friends and haha all their other friends are making jokes about them being “boyfriend and girlfriend” while they both completely deny it and oh no now they’re fighting but not in the sad kind if way but the sexy ust-filled kind ughh you can cut the sexual tension with a KNIFE its so intense and whoa one just saved the other from almost dying and they’re holding each other so tight and saying things like “i was so scared of losing you” and omg now they’re having that “i’ll always be there for you” speech of undying loyalty and holy shit are they gonna kiSS ARE THEY GONNA KISS ooooooooooooooh sorry they’re both gay
(via glompcat)




