i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women
calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up
men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age
how everyone can see so much of those women in them
how they should be proud to carry that influence with them
instead of queer baiting in tv shows and movies there should be hetero baiting
like wow look at this guy and this girl they’re such good friends and haha all their other friends are making jokes about them being “boyfriend and girlfriend” while they both completely deny it and oh no now they’re fighting but not in the sad kind if way but the sexy ust-filled kind ughh you can cut the sexual tension with a KNIFE its so intense and whoa one just saved the other from almost dying and they’re holding each other so tight and saying things like “i was so scared of losing you” and omg now they’re having that “i’ll always be there for you” speech of undying loyalty and holy shit are they gonna kiSS ARE THEY GONNA KISS ooooooooooooooh sorry they’re both gay
when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.
welcome to The Friend Zone.