Trauma warning for fatphobia
Vega: The only things I enjoy anymore are eating and watching TV, so I’ve gotten really fat!
Villain girl (concerned): Oh, Mrs. Vega!
Vega: And if I don’t wear makeup, I end up looking like this! *dough face*
If only I had a youthful face like Sailormoon…
Chibiusa: Eh? How can you describe Usagi’s face that way?
Vega: One year, my husband saw my face without makeup…and ever since then, he’s been totally cold to me…
Vega: Eek! I haven’t put on my makeup yet!
Her husband (Yikes)
Vega: Ever sine then, it’s rained…
Vega: And tonight it’s super cloudy, I’m sure it’s threatening rain, it’s like the heavens themselves have poured down a river of rain itself on my night!
All I want to do is see my husband, but whenever there’s rain I’ve got no chance at all, what an unhappy fate!
Villian girls (comforting Vega): Yeah, that’s just how it is, men only love women who are young and beautiful
Men can’t be trusted, as long as you’re in a long distance relationship with a guy, you’ll get the short end of the stick.