idlovetobebardafree:

awyeahlongbox:

gwenfrankenstien:

icicleman:

poozers:

Well at least he didn’t destroy Mogo. And when he did destroy Coast City, he did it under the influence of Parallax. NOT ON HIS OWN ACCORD, LIKE JOHN FUCKING DID. That’s TWO planets that John Stewart destroyed, and you still want me to like him? Also in the JLI cartoon, well done John for stealing Shayera away from her fucking soul mate, Carter.  

jesus christ I’m sorry not ALL OF US LOVE HAL JORDAN. I think he’s a douchebag. I think he’s full of himself. I don’t like what he did to Guy Gardner. I just. Don’t. Like. Him. And that’s my opinion as much as it is yours that John sucks. 

* JLU

oh wow hal jordan fans are also fans of hawkman and not fans of shayera-having-agency

quelle grande surprise

Shayera: incapable of making any decisions in relationships for herself

Shayera: like Helena of Troy, in a way

also:

Hey guys remember that time that Hal dated a twelve year old :`D

He’s such a great guy

also:

at least the conversation has turned from “John is boring and people only like him because he’s black”?

Hold on a sec…

Let me dig into my Hal Jordan folder…ah! Here we go.

Wait

I didn’t even see the Shayera thing

what the fuck?

John didn’t steal Shayera from anyone

she is not a fucking object

She didn’t ever like Carter that much in the cartoon

because he was creepy

and he is always creepy

and she likes John

Racist AND misogynist, go for the gold, OP!