so i finally got Princeless 3 and 4

Darrin still hasn’t gotten me 2 because he clearly doesn’t value me as a customer

but the part

where she is looking at all the “woman warrior” armor

was clearly the most perfect thing

"We call this one "The Sonja"

"…wouldn’t that give you a wedgie"

"long answer, that’s the least painful thing it does"

"WE CALL THIS ONE THE DIANA"

"Why is just the chest armored? what if someone tries to stab me in the stomach?"

"that’s what the bracelets are for, they deflect weapons"

"what if someone stabs me while I’m trying to stab them?"

"You don’t get a sword, it comes with a rope."

"OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS WHAT IF I MAKE CLOTHES FOR WARRIOR WOMEN INSTEAD OF "WOMEN WARRIORS" THIS WILL BE A SENSATION"

I also liked that the bracelets and lasso ended up actually working for her when she briefly had to go out in Di’s costume? So it wasn’t really a diss on Wonder Woman, it was like “this stuff can work, but it’s not right for Adrienne, and let’s acknowledge how ridic male- gazey this costume is”

I really liked it, it was fun, accurate commentary and how much do I love the partnership between Adrienne and the dwarf girl? SO MUCH. They are both great.