-you’re just going to run at that monster while you have a girl in your hand Akiyuki, that’s a great idea

-I really enjoy glider girl’s pants and shoes. Especially her pants. They’re all balloony and purple

-Now glider girl is touching spinkick girl’s face can i ship them i already do yay awesome ladies. I should probably try to remember their names. Um spinkick girl is Haru and glider girl’s name will come up again im sure

-Nakiyami! She’s just carting poor Akiyuki around on her shoulders like whatever man i already love her. Is that old guy a conehead?

-oh god this little girl just punched this guy in the balls for pissing her off. She knew what to do. I can tell this guy is going to be the buttmonkey for this show

-wow now it’s getting all emotional PARENT PROBLEMS but then they compare themselves to rusty water and a crushed orange and i’m like “…”

-commander cockazoo is an amazing name i know that’s definitely not how it’s spelled but that’s how it’s spelled in my heart

-I really have no idea what the fuck is going on here but it’s all super rad