Haruka (aggressively intercepting a fan of Michiru’s, pumping his arm so hard it becomes a blur) Oh hey, you bought all her CDs? Thank you so much!
Haruka: (walking off with her arm around Michiru, who’s a little embarrassed and holding a boquet of flowers, winking at her girlfriend as the guy clutches his throbbing arm in the background) Sorry to keep you waiting <3!
(looking at Michiru’s flowers) Pure white flowers, huh? That’s nice. Did a fan give them to you?
Michiru: No, actually I bought them myself. Today is the six month anniversary of our new life together.
Haruka: Has it really been six months?
(Haruka and Michiru continue walking, looking super hot as always and flower spontaneously appearing to surround their hotness as always)
People gossip around them: Look, it’s the violinist, Kaiou Michiru! She’s come back to Japan? But wasn’t everyone saying she moved to another country? That’s her boyfriend, the F-1 test driver! You mean that’s Tenou Haruka? That’s awesome! I wonder if they live together!
Haruka will also kill your arm if you hit on Michiru. And has successfully gotten the world population to think she’s a dude and really doesn’t give a fuck. Also, yes, they are living together in the most awesome family you can imagine. YOU WISH YOU WERE THEM.